Thursday, July 24, 2025

The Next Chapter: The Offer on the Table, Aimee, Kevin


 Here’s a follow-up scene that captures Aimee’s emotional wrestling, her first hesitant yes, and a peek into the quirky, mismatched newsroom crew Kevin’s gathered to revive the Maplewood Herald. There's heart, tension, a dash of humor—and the hint of something bigger taking root.


Scene: “The Offer on the Table”

Aimee Little paced the sidewalk outside The Corner Brew, one hand gripping a lukewarm coffee cup, the other twisting the hem of her cardigan. Kevin Fairchild had dropped the bomb on her like it was casual conversation—"I bought the Maplewood Herald. Want to help me bring it back to life?"—and then left her with nothing but her thoughts and the bitter tang of too much espresso.

The idea was absurd.

Also tempting.

Also… oddly hopeful.

She crossed the street without looking, just praying no one from church saw her muttering to herself like a madwoman. She ducked into her office at the community center, shut the door, and stared at her laptop. She didn’t open it. Instead, she stared at her own reflection in the dark screen and whispered, “Lord, what are You doing with my life?”

She felt a nudge in her spirit.

Not a command. A whisper: There’s room in you for new things.

She exhaled slowly.


Scene: “The Newsroom”

Two days later.

Aimee stepped into the old brick building with paint-chipped trim and an original Maplewood Herald sign still clinging to life above the door. It smelled like dust, newsprint, and old ambition.

“Welcome to the circus,” Kevin said from behind a long wooden counter, hands on hips, sleeves rolled up. “We’ve got heat again and a working coffeepot. Progress.”

The “newsroom” was really just one big open room with three desks pushed together like an accidental conference table. A whiteboard stood in the corner with a dry-erase schedule scribbled sideways and a header that read: “Operation Scoop (pending better name).”

Aimee scanned the faces.

  • Randy, an ex-sportswriter with a hearing aid that beeped when the fluorescent lights buzzed.

  • Tabitha, a college dropout with a pink laptop, a ferret in her tote bag, and a TikTok following.

  • Marge, the retired society page columnist who wore caftans and brought her own chair pillow.

  • And Ellie Grant, her old friend and current competition, who looked up and mouthed: “HELP ME.”

Kevin leaned closer. “They’re rough around the edges. But they’ve got heart. They just need a good editor who believes in them.”

“And you think that’s me?” Aimee asked, arms crossed.

“I think you care about people and truth. And that’s rare.”

Aimee looked at the mess of humans around her. Marge was arguing with the copier. Randy was trying to fix the office radio with a paperclip. Tabitha was recording a time-lapse of her ferret crawling across the keyboard.

“I don’t know, Kevin,” she said honestly.

“But you didn’t say no,” he replied, with that half-grin that made her want to throw her coffee at him. Or smile back.

Ellie waved from her desk, already typing.

Kevin clapped his hands. “Team, this is Aimee. She might be your new managing editor.”

Tabitha raised a brow. “Are we getting dental now?”

Marge muttered, “Only if she brings her own stapler.”

Randy saluted. “Welcome aboard, chief.”

Aimee shook her head, amazed at herself as the words fell out.

“Okay. Let’s give this a shot.”

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🌟 Maple Lane Devotional: Where Mess Meets Mission

Scripture:
"For we are God’s handiwork, created in Christ Jesus to do good works, which God prepared in advance for us to do."
— Ephesians 2:10 (NIV)


Devotional Thought:
When Aimee walked into the newsroom of the newly revitalized Maplewood Herald, she wasn’t expecting dust on every surface, an intern who didn’t know how to load printer paper, or an editorial board made up of one elderly opinion columnist and a cat named Pulitzer. But God often plants the seeds of purpose not in pristine flower beds—but in the middle of life’s overgrown, overlooked, chaotic plots.

Kevin Fairchild didn’t buy the paper for profits or praise. He bought it for people. To turn the town’s forgotten voice into a space for connection, truth, and kindness again. Aimee could feel the tug: This isn’t just a paper. It’s a mission.

But saying yes meant embracing imperfection. It meant leading a team who didn’t yet believe in their own story. It meant trusting that God works through the ragtag, the rusty, and the real.

Maybe that’s what faith looks like—walking into a mess and still saying, “Yes, I’ll help.”
Because God isn’t waiting for perfect conditions to use us. He’s just waiting for availability.


Reflection Questions:
📝 What “messy” places in your life might God be asking you to step into with purpose?
📝 How have you seen God work through imperfect people or unlikely situations?
📝 Are there any fears holding you back from saying yes to a calling or opportunity?


Prayer:
Lord, help me see the mission in the middle of the mess. Teach me to stop waiting for perfect conditions and start trusting Your perfect timing. Use my gifts, even when I feel unprepared, to build something meaningful for others. Let me say “yes” to what You’re doing—even if it’s dusty, unexpected, or a little awkward. Amen.

The Next Chapter: Called to the Interview, Held by Grace, Aimee


Before she became the new editor of the Maplewood Herald, Amiee Little was all in her feels.

Aimee Little bit her fingernail as she surveyed the space around her. The place seemed stiff and lonely. Although, the woman on the phone setting the interview up seemed nice enough, pleasant, bright and happy. Interviews sometimes felt like you were walking the plank hoping that when you finally stepped off the edge sharks weren’t circling below you. She took at deep breath and let it out slowly. 


Her mom, Charlotte, had convinced her to go for a better paying job at one of the local government offices in town. The Herald newspaper had laid off half their design and production staff due to lower subscriptions since the takeover from the new, not so altruistic, company. Mrs. Brighton, former owner, had been put in a nursing home recently and that gave her sons carte blanche to sell the paper out from under her. It was a sad reality of life sometimes. 


It was sad life had become about how much money you could make to survive. The position she was applying for wouldn’t be the most creative but she had to think about her future, right? But all she could ponder as she waited was her most recent art project at the AKA Art Cafe and her great need to want to help Tori Rae and Flo make it into something bigger, special. 


When they called her name to come into the interview, she knew if this position was meant to be, it would happen. God had a good way of rerouting her in life. But she knew she had other options she could see winking at her on the horizon. So there was still hope in her heart. 


Aimee straitened her shoulders, took another deep breath and hummed the hymn from church on Sunday: God Will Take Care of You and walked head held high into the interview. 



🌿 Maple Lane Devotional: Called to the Interview, Held by Grace

📖 Scripture Focus:

Isaiah 30:21 (NIV)
"Whether you turn to the right or to the left, your ears will hear a voice behind you, saying, ‘This is the way; walk in it.’”

Aimee doesn’t know what’s next. She's torn between creativity and stability, calling and paycheck, beauty and survival. But she goes forward—biting her nail, whispering a hymn, trusting that God will reroute her if needed. This verse reminds us that even in life’s waiting rooms, God is whispering direction behind us: This is the way, dear one. Walk in it.


💬 Devotional Reflection:

There are moments in life where everything feels suspended. We’ve left one place behind (a job, a dream, a season), but we’re not fully planted in the next. In this in-between space, it’s tempting to rush ahead just to feel something solid under our feet again. But maybe, just maybe, God is meeting us at the threshold—not pushing us forward, but holding us still long enough to whisper His better way.

Aimee reminds us that we don’t have to know how it ends. We just have to walk through the next open door, humming a hymn, trusting that the detour may be divine.


🙏 Prayer:

Dear God,
You know the questions I carry—the ones that hum just beneath the surface of my day. Should I say yes? Should I stay put? Should I move forward or let go? Remind me that I am not behind. I’m exactly where You need me to be for what You’re preparing. Like Aimee, help me breathe deeply, walk bravely, and trust Your whisper behind me. I know You will take care of me. Amen.


✍️ Journal Prompts:

  1. What “interview moment” am I standing in right now?
    What decision or unknown is making me feel like I’m on the edge of the plank?

  2. Have I ever seen God reroute my plans before?
    How did that reroute end up better than what I wanted?

  3. What “hymn” is in my heart right now?
    Is there a lyric, verse, or quote that brings me back to peace?

  4. What would it look like to walk into this next moment with hope instead of fear?
    What’s one small way I can show up as brave even while I wait?


🌸 Devotional Bonus (optional activity):

Create a "Reroute Map":
Draw a simple path (like a winding road). Label a few detours, closed doors, and turns from your past. Then write down the blessings or unexpected gifts that came because of those reroutes. This can be a visual reminder that waiting doesn’t mean wasted.


The Next Chapter: The Roast and the Reveal, Aimee, Kevin and Kain

Here’s a first scene where Aimee Little finds out about Kevin Fairchild’s surprising plan to purchase the Maplewood Herald. The tone is heartfelt with a little humor, highlighting Aimee’s complicated past with the paper, Kevin’s earnest but awkward delivery, and a classic Kain reaction.


Title: The Roast and the Reveal
Scene: AKA Art Café, midmorning, Maplewood

The espresso machine hissed like a disgruntled cat as Aimee Little stirred a honey-laced chai latte. She wasn’t sure if it was the early hour, the nerves, or the café’s new summer cinnamon blend that had her stomach jittering.

She slid into her usual corner booth by the vintage poetry wall—half-ripped typewriter pages pasted under glass, smelling faintly of dust and hope. She hadn’t expected him to ask for a coffee chat.

Kevin Fairchild.

Former spy. Christmas enthusiast. Local enigma. Wearing a charcoal blazer over a faded graphic tee that read “Don’t Make Me Use My Sleigh Voice.”

“You came,” he said, setting down his own drink. No foam. Just black coffee. Military dark.

“I thought you were going to cancel again,” Aimee replied, eyebrows raised.

“I nearly did,” Kevin admitted, rubbing the back of his neck. “But I’m learning not to run. Or hide. At least not in public.”

Aimee smirked. “Bold strategy for someone who used to professionally vanish.”

Kevin leaned in, eyes earnest. “I wanted to tell you something first. Before it gets out.”

“That’s never a comforting sentence,” she muttered.

He hesitated, then said it quickly—like ripping off a Band-Aid.

“I’m buying the Maplewood Herald.”

Aimee blinked. “I’m sorry, what?”

He pushed a folder toward her. “Legacy has a community initiative. The Herald’s been losing relevance. Barely covers local events unless someone yells about potholes or pancake breakfasts. We want to restore it. Local voices. Heart stories. Real reporting. Think... less doomscroll, more front porch conversations.”

“You’re serious?”

“I’ve already made an offer,” Kevin said. “Pending approval. I wanted to ask if you’d... consider being involved.”

“With the paper I used to work for? The one that gutted its editorial board and replaced us with syndicated clickbait?”

He nodded solemnly. “That one.”

Aimee gave a stunned laugh. “You really are a spy. That’s an emotional ambush if I’ve ever seen one.”

Just then, the café bell jingled. Kain Newcastle strolled in, eyes narrowed the second he spotted them. “Did someone say ambush?”

“Not now, Kain,” Aimee said.

Kain slid into the booth beside her anyway. “Is Kevin trying to buy the town again?”

“I’m trying to serve the town,” Kevin corrected.

“With what, a newspaper and a sleigh?” Kain crossed his arms. “I thought you were retired from cloak and dagger. This feels like... business casual meddling.”

Kevin chuckled. “Call it community investment.”

Kain looked to Aimee. “You buying this?”

“I’m... confused,” Aimee admitted. “But maybe a little intrigued?”

Kevin’s eyes softened. “You helped me see what this town really is, Aimee. And I think it’s worth telling better stories. Hopeful ones. True ones. Not just headlines—heartlines.”

Aimee stared at him a long moment, then sipped her latte slowly.

“Okay, Mr. Sleigh Voice. I’ll think about it. But if I find one article titled ‘Top Ten Maple Syrup Hacks’, I’m out.”

Kevin grinned. “Deal.”

Kain shook his head and muttered, “This town’s going to be so weird by Christmas.”

Wednesday, July 23, 2025

The Next Chapter - Kevin - investing in community


The Next Chapter - Investing In Community

Kevin peered in the small window of the AKA Art Cafe and steadied his nerves.he hadn't been this nervous even when he went in to save his brother Ethan's wounded ego in Bulgaria twenty-seven years ago. God, had it really been that long? Some of his newfound friends were in the Art Cafe. Tori Rae Davis, owner of AKA, her sister Mauve and little Junie. Sitting next to them was Aimee Little, on a new life journey of her own and reporter, Ellie Grant covering the event for the Maplewood Gazette. There wasn't an enemy in sight. Just a hot July morning with him stuffed into his stylish Santa outfit he didn't get to wear in December. All the kids surrounding his friends were looking around expectantly. It was time. Kevin opened the door and delivered A hearty "Ho Ho Ho!" All the kids squealed and rushed him. He felt his heart settle. This. This was the life.


📖 Maple Lane Devotional: The Next Chapter – Investing in Community

Scripture:
"Let us not give up meeting together, as some are in the habit of doing, but encouraging one another—and all the more as you see the Day approaching."
— Hebrews 10:25 (NIV)

Devotional Thought:
Kevin Fairchild had faced tougher missions in foreign countries, tense stand-offs in back alleys, and moments where silence could save a life. But nothing had prepared him for the butterflies that flapped around his chest as he stood outside a cozy community café dressed as Santa in the middle of July.

The battle this time? Showing up. Not undercover. Not detached. Not as someone blending into the background. But as Kevin—neighbor, friend, and possibly the new local Santa-in-residence.

He wasn’t there to impress, outsmart, or rescue. He was there to belong.

He had spent a lifetime training people not to see him, and now, in his sixties, he was letting himself be seen. Not for what he’d done, but for who he was. And that scared him more than espionage ever had. But as he stepped inside AKA Art Café and was met by squeals of laughter and little arms flung around him in joy, he felt something settle.

This is what investing in community looks like:
It looks like risking a new start.
It looks like awkward small talk that turns into deep belonging.
It looks like putting on the suit—even in July—because you care.

It’s a holy kind of courage.

Prayer:
Lord, give me the courage to show up for the life You’re calling me to live—not hidden, but wholehearted. Help me push past fear, past the instinct to isolate, and open myself up to the community You’ve placed around me. Use me, even in the small ways, to bring joy, comfort, and presence. Thank You for the gift of second chances and unexpected callings. Amen.

Journal Prompts:

  • When have you felt afraid to be seen or known? What held you back?

  • Who has God placed in your life that you might be called to invest in?

  • How could you “show up” in community this week—even if it’s just a smile, an invitation, or a helping hand?

  • What “Santa suit” are you being asked to wear? Is it courage, kindness, humor, or healing?

Closing Thought:
Kevin didn’t need to save the world. He just needed to step into the room. And maybe that’s what you’re called to do today, too.

The Next Chapter - Kevin Fairchild, a devotional journey

 


The Next Chapter

The time Kevin Fairchild had spent in the hole was not well spent. He had been wearing his stylish Santa suit, fell into a huge gap in the sidewalk garnering a head wound and his back side sitting in a watery slop of what he didn't want to imagine. All he had wanted was to help Hannah Bakewell out with her Christmas mission. Why did doing that one thing have to be so hard? Pastor Ben Eden and police chief Clara Wren seemed to think it was a needed step in his journey.

He'd been a lot since coming to the Willow Creek / Maplewood area to start over. Being a spy in his father's do-good organization had been easy. Blend in. Don't be seen. Easy. But that life had also been hard on his emotions. He couldn't invest in people or relationships. He felt hardened. Being seen by others was a natural need of a human being. He wished his father had accounted for that in his Legacy model, the need to protect against darkness but also embrace the light. He'd spent his whole life with a big wall in front of him that said "don't look at me." And as a man pushing sixty, it was hard to tear that wall down entirely since he'd already trained the world to ignore him.


🌰 Maple Lane Devotional
The Next Chapter: Being Seen

📖 Scripture:
"You are the light of the world. A town built on a hill cannot be hidden. Neither do people light a lamp and put it under a bowl. Instead they put it on its stand, and it gives light to everyone in the house."
— Matthew 5:14–15 (NIV)


📝 Reflection from Maple Lane:
Kevin Fairchild had spent a lifetime behind the scenes—literally. Years of secrecy had taught him how to fade into the background, how to observe without being known. But when he took a fall—physically and spiritually—something cracked open. Not just in the sidewalk, but in his soul.

In the quiet town of Maplewood, nestled beside Willow Creek, being seen wasn’t a danger—it was a grace. The love from people like Hannah Bakewell, Pastor Ben Eden, and Chief Clara Wren didn’t demand performance. They simply saw him and stayed.

That hole he fell into? It wasn't the end. It was an awkward, wet, humbling beginning. A literal and spiritual shift. Sometimes God uses the fall to finally get our attention. Not to shame us—but to say, "You're still here. I still see you. And it's time to let others see you too."


🙏 Prayer:
Lord, I’ve hidden for so long, it’s hard to believe that being seen could be safe—let alone sacred. Tear down the walls I’ve built to protect myself, and teach me to stand in the light You’ve called me to. Give me the courage to believe there’s still a next chapter for me—one that begins with being known, loved, and used by You. Amen.


💭 Journal Prompts:

  1. Have you ever felt like you were safer when unseen? What led you to build that wall?

  2. Who in your life sees you—truly sees you—and stays? How can you let them in a little more?

  3. What "next chapter" might God be inviting you into, even if it feels awkward or uncomfortable at first?


🌳 Maple Lane Thought:
Sometimes the healing begins in the most unlikely places—like in a Santa suit, sitting in a puddle, realizing your heart's been in hiding. God doesn’t just redeem the mission… He redeems the messenger too.

Friday, July 11, 2025

Reimaging Codename Pallas: Episode Two - "The Accidental Oracle"

 This plot outline is still a bit on the weird side but I am liking it a bit more than the Pendulum Paradox version.


Okay, let's strip it back and create a much simpler, more focused plot for "The Pendulum Paradox," where Dani's accidental "prophecies" go viral. This leans heavily into the "Get Smart" absurdity and the cozy, relatable confusion.


Codename Pallas: Episode Two - "The Accidental Oracle"

Logline: When Dani "Pallas" Starr's Kindle mysteriously alters her casual blog posts into uncanny prophecies, she's suddenly mistaken for a genuine oracle, drawing the unwanted attention of a bewildered government agent and a secret society obsessed with ancient texts.


The Setup: A Blogger's Frustration

The episode opens with Dani, frustrated with a particularly confusing Pendy reading about "celestial traffic patterns," trying to unwind by writing a snarky blog post about the mundane chaos of her daily life. She's complaining about a perpetually broken coffee machine at her local café, the ongoing mystery of her neighbor's excessively loud interpretive dance practice, and her continued, mild annoyance with Archangel Michael's unsolicited dating advice. She types, "My life is a total mess right now, just like that broken coffee machine..."

The Inciting Incident: The Glitch That Went Viral

As Dani types, her Kindle screen glitches. Words she's typing morph before her eyes. "My life is a total mess right now, just like that broken coffee machine..." becomes: "The Cosmic Brew is out of balance; a vessel shall shatter soon."

A complaint about her neighbor's dancing changes to: "Rhythmic movements disturb the celestial alignment; a path will open where none should be."

And the Archangel Michael line? "The Winged One's counsel is clouded by a mischievous imp; true love finds its way through truth, not coercion."

Dani dismisses it as a device malfunction, hits "post," and heads off to return an overdue library book.

Later that day, her flip phone starts buzzing incessantly. She's getting calls from numbers she doesn't recognize. Her blog, usually read by her three loyal followers (her mom, her brother, and her cat), has gone viral. The "predictions" from her glitchy post are coming true in oddly specific, minor ways: the café's actual coffee machine shatters, spilling coffee everywhere; her neighbor's dance accidentally opens a previously sealed-off communal storage room in her building.

Rising Action: Unwanted Fame and Official Confusion

  1. Viral Sensation: Dani's blog post is picked up by a local news blog, then a national oddities forum. Soon, she's being hailed as "The Coffee Machine Prophet" and "The Oracle of Overdue Fines." People are sharing her posts, dissecting her "prophecies," and asking her for more.

  2. Agent Finch Arrives: This sudden, inexplicable accuracy attracts the attention of Agent Finch. He shows up at Dani's door, clipboard in hand, looking bewildered. "Ms. Starr? We've detected unusual linguistic resonance patterns linked to your online content. Your, ah, 'predictions' about coffee machines and communal storage rooms are… statistically improbable." He's not sure what she is, but she's on his radar as an "Unexplained Phenomenon." He demands to know how she's doing it, suspecting a very low-tech but highly effective form of espionage.

  3. Pendy's Playfulness: Dani tries to use Pendy to understand what's happening. "Pendy, why is my Kindle doing this?!" Pendy spins wildly, spelling out: "NOT...KINDLE...YOU...ORACLE...CHANNEL...APOLLO...HE...LIKES...BLOGS...FINCH...IS...CLUELESS...KEEP...WRITING...CHAOS...IS...COMPASS." Pendy seems almost amused by the situation.

  4. The Society's Interest: Dani starts receiving strange mail – not fan mail, but parchment scrolls tied with velvet ribbons, inviting her to "An Evening of Prophetic Discourse" hosted by "The Society for Ancient & Anomalous Literatures." They believe she is a genuine, long-lost oracle, and they want her to help them interpret an ancient text that's suddenly become relevant due to the "celestial traffic patterns" Pendy mentioned. This text holds the key to the real "Project Nemesis" – a lost astronomical calendar that, if misread, could cause significant, cozy disruptions (like permanent daylight saving time or all traffic lights turning green simultaneously).

  5. Jax's Accidental Connection: Dani learns that Jax Temple, in his FAA detective role, is investigating an odd surge in "minor air traffic control hiccups" where planes briefly "forget" their flight paths. These incidents seem to coincide with Loki's "celestial traffic pattern" mischief. Jax unknowingly sends Dani an email (which her Kindle promptly glitches into a cryptic warning about "star-crossed flight paths"), making him an unwitting data point in her unfolding prophecies.

Climax: The Oracle's Blog Post and Finch's Frantic Fix

Dani is torn between pleasing Finch, understanding her strange new powers, and fulfilling her new "oracle duties" for the oddly formal literary society. The society gives her a particularly dense, ancient scroll to interpret through her blog/Kindle.

Dani decides to embrace the weirdness. She sits down, with Finch hovering nervously, and Pendy swaying excitedly, to write a new blog post. She tries to focus on something mundane, but her Kindle, fueled by the rising chaotic energy of Loki's mischief (now making streetlights flicker in Morse code patterns), begins to auto-correct her words into a clear, albeit quirky, prophecy about Project Nemesis and how to fix it.

Dani types: "The weather today is just dreadful; I wish it would clear up."

Kindle reveals: "The Veil thins; a temporal cloud veils the True Path. Seek the Heart of the Sun's Twin."

Dani types: "I really need to organize my sock drawer."

Kindle reveals: "Disorder reigns where order is due. The Threads of Fate must be untangled by the Unseeing Eye."

The "Heart of the Sun's Twin" is revealed (through Pendy's rapid-fire spelling) to be a specific, obscure constellation that Loki is actively trying to block from view with his mischief. The "Unseeing Eye" refers to Dani's own intuitive, oracular abilities, unclouded by logical assumptions.

Finch, realizing the absurdity is actually yielding results, frantically relays Dani's "prophecy" over his highly secure (and slightly malfunctioning) comms, trying to decipher what "Heart of the Sun's Twin" means while simultaneously attempting to untangle a web of literally tangled phone cords.

Dani, with Pendy's help, uses her next prophetic blog post to provide the exact, quirky steps to counteract Loki's efforts, maybe instructing her readers to leave out bowls of unseasoned porridge under the moonlight, or to hum a specific, off-key lullaby at precisely 3:33 AM to help realign the celestial energies. Finch, utterly bewildered but desperate, has his agency's highly trained operatives follow these ridiculous instructions, leading to hilarious, Get Smart-esque attempts to execute seemingly pointless actions with utmost seriousness.

Falling Action: Mild Success and Reluctant Acceptance

  1. Loki's Minor Defeat: Loki's celestial mischief is temporarily averted, not through grand heroism, but through sheer, absurd compliance with Dani's accidental prophecies. The constellations realign, the reality glitches subside, and the world is saved from permanent daylight saving time. Loki is annoyed but amused, realizing Dani's unique chaos is harder to predict than traditional heroics.

  2. Finch's New Normal: Finch is still baffled but forced to admit Dani's method "works." He offers her an official, if ill-defined, role as a "Prophetic Consultant" for his agency, promising she won't have to fill out too many forms, as long as she keeps her Kindle charged. He also hints at Jax Temple's increasing accidental proximity to similar anomalies.

  3. The Society's Retreat: The Society for Ancient & Anomalous Literatures, satisfied they've found their oracle, pledges their allegiance (and offers to send her rare teas).

  4. Pendy's Proud Hum: Pendy hums contentedly, having proven his point about Dani's oracular nature.

Resolution/Future Tease: The Accidental Oracle's Desk

The episode ends with Dani sitting at her computer, looking at her viral blog. She's not a spy, or a super-hero, but a blogger who accidentally saves the world through her Kindle. She glances at Pendy, then at her Kindle, which still occasionally makes odd corrections to her words.

She's an oracle, whether she likes it or not, and her "normal life" just got a whole lot weirder, funnier, and surprisingly important. The next step? Perhaps deciphering Jax's increasingly bizarre emails about "unusual atmospheric pressure fluctuations" that are definitely not about weather.


This version is much simpler, focuses on the core comedic premise of her "accidental oracle" status, and directly integrates the "Get Smart" elements through Finch's bewilderment and the absurd solutions. How does this feel for a fresh start?