Chapter 5 - We’re On A History Hunt

 

Chapter 5 - We’re On A History Hunt

By Toni Walker • tonispywriter@gmail.com

There has been another great shuffling in the McFee God Tree. God G decided that the ADIC needed a bit of tending to and investigating, you see. So he sent Ron-E in to navigate the fallout and betrayal of HankT and Kim-E. Kim-E who was the previous director of the ADIC, back when it was called Unknown Country. When ToeKnee took over and changed its name, she outed Kim-E and revealed her shocking game. The game was called Pretend, Wait and See. And here is what she did to flummox my Dad, God G.

Back in 1991 or 2, Kim-E had a cash emergency and decided to take my thoughts, soul and memories too. She did this to convince Dad, God G that she was the rightful person to run Unknown Country. Unknown Country delivers the funds to every citizen and special needs, previously it was run buy some pretty bad seeds. For a while she did this scheme on her own, then she realized she really had no control. It took years to figure this out, you see... the fact is Unknown Country runs automatically. Upgrades are built in and the Galactics oversee, anything fishy that might be happening in the offices of the ADIC.

Eventually, she enlisted the help of HankT and together they created this entity called LifeOffCourse. to take their force, of course. Kim-E used this group to steal their lifeforce and help keep herself fulfilled by stealing the heart of HankT who is near divorce. Now she is outed. Now they will see, how Kim-E manipulated them all, including God G.

God G left ToeKnee out in the cold and for years she rode the struggle bus to parts unknown. Then she healed her own heart and sang songs pointing to God’s throne. ToeKnee didn’t know about Unknown Country until one day she saw them (HankT & Kim-E) playing and being giddy on UCMeRight TV. Now Ron-E is going undercover to prove to ToeKnee she was right in outing HankT and Kim-E. Somehow these two keep getting back into the ADIC offices and and bound, causing havoc and hijinks all around.

ToeKnee decided to change her focus and she started to see, getting new insights and wonderings in the hierarchy. So, JT is taking Ron-E’s place, you see? Just in case. Just in case we need him, just in case there is a delay in why Ron-E might not return one day to ToeKnee. Ron-E is a pretender, the best that there is. He can fit in anywhere and make that home his. JC was the same way, you see. He meets each one of us just where we might be.

On another note, I’m sorry to say, Kim-E is now perplexed and in disarray. Without the memories and talents of ToeKnee, her star has sure dropped and her memories scrambled, you see. I guess the moral of the story begins, don’t mess with Mother Nature or her kin.

An interesting thing just happened to me. I connected my brother to Aaron Burr from history. It seems their family is split down the center due to a Hamilton/Burr rivalry.Then the shocking insight came to me, Aaron Burr was really a girl you see. How could that be? The VP of Thomas Jefferson, Prez. Number 3, was indeed Erin Burr, an unknown McFee.

Pretty soon this story is going to merge, you see into a normal type of story with intermittent rhyming scheme called Time Tunnel, you see. Spoiler alert, there is a hidden portal somewhere in the NewsPapery that will lead ToeKnee and cast into a real history mishmash. History is all wrong, we will soon see, when ToeKnee discovers she was once that Prez 3’s VP. And as things unfold, it gets dangerous, you see as Thomas Jefferson disappears from history and we have to find him before all the money is stolen from the US Treasury by an as yet unknown McPhee.

FYI, note from the author, Time Tunnel will become its own story moving forward. Thanks for your patience withme as I do my "messy hair, don't care" type of writing.